Banter

Place: My Home
Time: Morning

I am in my bedroom, busy ransacking my bag for finding some left over chocolate or any such junk food item. Mum is in kitchen amd hears ruffling from my bedroom.

Mom: Kya kar rahi ho?
Me: Mummy bas puja kar rahi hoon.
Mom(surprised): Puja?? Bedroom mein kounsi puja hoti hai? (Our temple is in visiting room,far far away from my bedroom)
Me: Pait Puja!!

***Stunning Silence***

Maid: Badi Baby badi Komdi hai..
Me: Yeahhh, I am a hot chick..
Mom: kaw-main-dee (comedy)!!

***Stunning Silence Again***