Now this is a blog...i always wanted to write.... since a very long time..but was hesistant..coz Gandhiji said, "Practise wat u preach"...So after doing 21 years of continous research and development, and actually participating in the trial run along with thousands of wannabe passouts,
Ladies and gentlemen...presenting before you.....tried and tested successfully with sigma .001 rating ...... "Exam pass karne ke anginat tarike" aka "Countless techniques to pass an exam"...
These tips are not those regular "dadima ki aazmaye nuskhe" ... they r new and improved to suit the modern requirements..Without wasting anymore of your time...Letus begin with the greatest discovery of contemporary world........
Exam pass karne ke anginat tarike.....
Countless Techniques to pass an exam........
i) Always sit on the bench which is least accessible from the visual reach of the invigilator...This bench generally termed as the "luckiest bench" is conducive for your eyes and your posture while you spy your neighbour`s answer sheets..
ii) Wear Cargo pants with lotsof pockets... Keep these pockets stuffed with various pieces of paper containing necessary and sufficient answers..and always keep a "master key" sheet of paper handy which has details of whereabouts of various sheets in various cargo pockets..
iii) Always sit at a location which has maximum possible visual access to topper`s answer paper..Contrary to belief that sitting besides the topper helps, i.e. it makes the topper "show" his/her paper, it was found during our exhaustive research that the species called "toppers" have this built-in and involuntary tendency of hiding their answer papers especially at the time wen u have the maximum urge to peek at them!
iv) Keep the permanent marker handy..and before the exam, pen down all important keywords on the bench...Make sure that before doing that, u have completely erased the previous permanent marker stains with a nailpolish remover!! The fashion of doing above exercise using a pencil has vanished long back...be trendy..use Permanent marker whose ink is permanent till nailpolish remover makes it temporary..
v) Go through previous years question papers..Generally and particularly if you are studying in an INDIAN UNIVERSITY... u will find...the question paper pattern, type of questions and at times the questions repeat regularly...Keep a check on permanent questions which never fail watsoever to come in every exam!!!
vi) Befriend son/daughter of the paper setter to get those very "useful clues" of wat might come in the exam..& if your friendship is deep enough, u mite b lucky enough to get question paper itself..(Inspired by 5 point Someone by Chetan Bhagat)..
vii) Always buy/keep the notes prepared by your class nerd
or a local author..They are best summaries and 'to-the-point' answers to the highly complicated, sophisticated, complex foreign author`s books on same subject and at times in the same name!!
viii) Some Profs suffer from indigestion...
Be favorites of those...Who knows they mite puke "clues from question paper" or "question bank" at u!!
n lastly and the most important of all techniques...If everything else fails....this one always works :
ix)
STUDY ATLEAST ONE MONTH BEFORE EXAMS & BE PREPARED WITH WATEVER IS RELATED WITH THE SYLLABUS...Go thru reference books, articles, journals, previous question papers, e-books, advanced ebooks and watever u can lay your hands on...remember..Gandhiji said.."Honesty is the best policy!!".... All the best!!! 
Comments , techniques etc are welcomed..But no responsibilty will be taken to include them in this entry...However if ur comment is included in the blog entry,due acknowledgement will be given!!
Disclaimer: The blog is a matter of solitication..please read the complete blog carefully and verify the pros and cons before plunging into action...Author takes no responsibility watsoever, if any of your actions after being inspired from blog goes wrong...Disputes if any shud be resolved at your nearest mental hospital or even at detention room of examination department!!
Ladies and gentlemen...presenting before you.....tried and tested successfully with sigma .001 rating ...... "Exam pass karne ke anginat tarike" aka "Countless techniques to pass an exam"...
These tips are not those regular "dadima ki aazmaye nuskhe" ... they r new and improved to suit the modern requirements..Without wasting anymore of your time...Letus begin with the greatest discovery of contemporary world........
Exam pass karne ke anginat tarike.....Countless Techniques to pass an exam........i) Always sit on the bench which is least accessible from the visual reach of the invigilator...This bench generally termed as the "luckiest bench" is conducive for your eyes and your posture while you spy your neighbour`s answer sheets..
ii) Wear Cargo pants with lotsof pockets... Keep these pockets stuffed with various pieces of paper containing necessary and sufficient answers..and always keep a "master key" sheet of paper handy which has details of whereabouts of various sheets in various cargo pockets..
iii) Always sit at a location which has maximum possible visual access to topper`s answer paper..Contrary to belief that sitting besides the topper helps, i.e. it makes the topper "show" his/her paper, it was found during our exhaustive research that the species called "toppers" have this built-in and involuntary tendency of hiding their answer papers especially at the time wen u have the maximum urge to peek at them!
iv) Keep the permanent marker handy..and before the exam, pen down all important keywords on the bench...Make sure that before doing that, u have completely erased the previous permanent marker stains with a nailpolish remover!! The fashion of doing above exercise using a pencil has vanished long back...be trendy..use Permanent marker whose ink is permanent till nailpolish remover makes it temporary..
v) Go through previous years question papers..Generally and particularly if you are studying in an INDIAN UNIVERSITY... u will find...the question paper pattern, type of questions and at times the questions repeat regularly...Keep a check on permanent questions which never fail watsoever to come in every exam!!!
vi) Befriend son/daughter of the paper setter to get those very "useful clues" of wat might come in the exam..& if your friendship is deep enough, u mite b lucky enough to get question paper itself..(Inspired by 5 point Someone by Chetan Bhagat)..
vii) Always buy/keep the notes prepared by your class nerd
or a local author..They are best summaries and 'to-the-point' answers to the highly complicated, sophisticated, complex foreign author`s books on same subject and at times in the same name!!viii) Some Profs suffer from indigestion...
Be favorites of those...Who knows they mite puke "clues from question paper" or "question bank" at u!!n lastly and the most important of all techniques...If everything else fails....this one always works :
ix)
STUDY ATLEAST ONE MONTH BEFORE EXAMS & BE PREPARED WITH WATEVER IS RELATED WITH THE SYLLABUS...Go thru reference books, articles, journals, previous question papers, e-books, advanced ebooks and watever u can lay your hands on...remember..Gandhiji said.."Honesty is the best policy!!".... All the best!!! Comments , techniques etc are welcomed..But no responsibilty will be taken to include them in this entry...However if ur comment is included in the blog entry,due acknowledgement will be given!!Disclaimer: The blog is a matter of solitication..please read the complete blog carefully and verify the pros and cons before plunging into action...Author takes no responsibility watsoever, if any of your actions after being inspired from blog goes wrong...Disputes if any shud be resolved at your nearest mental hospital or even at detention room of examination department!!
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